• Just heard "D.I.N.K" (Dual Income No Kids) used at work and for the first time, it wasn't directed at me! #
  • For the first time, I've heard reference to @pinterest from a dude. #
  • If all the people you care about are disagreeing with you, maybe you should rethink your position. #
  • "There are people who #live their whole lives on the default settings, never realizing you can customize." R. Brault via @runningquotes #
  • I sure do like getting a phone call in the middle of the day, from my dad (Big Papa) just to say "hello." #
  • I'm feeling pretty good about all sorts of stuff right now. Pass it on. #
  • Jill: you finish eating, ill change her diaper, then you can hold the baby while I clean up dinner
    Me: What? Ok!
    #whatisthecatch #
  • RT @DEVOPS_BORAT In devops third time is usually charm. But first 2 time are epic fail. #
  • While @jillianranee was prego it was easy to understand that she needed some extra space in bed. Since @babyeac arrival, its gotten worse. #
  • RT Congrats to the #Mizzou Swimming & Diving teams! Women ranked 15th in today's @CSCAA poll, men 24th! http://t.co/CJyUOFHX #
  • Debating a second masters degree…again… #
  • I learned how to bowl watching Fred Flintstone, but our TV was always messed up: http://t.co/rNBfNh3X #
  • http://t.co/vx4mJXaV remember when I mentioned @jillianranee taking my side of the bed. @babyeac has another idea. #
  • I haven't mentioned how proud I am of @swimmer_whitney lately. She is having another great year: http://t.co/Q9CQMBRH #
  • "Small Business Saturday" should be EVERY Saturday. #
  • http://t.co/DtmChIBb fall fashion at its finest. #
  • Snow? #
  • The sound system in the prius doesn't do the music on the ipod proper justice. I miss the system I had in the highlander. #roadtrip #blues #
  • Easily the hardest roadtrip to enjoy ever. #dadlife #
  • Found a spot in the heart of Hawkeye country to get my head "lined up" properly. #
  • I'm in #Dekalb at a pizza shop. Having a drink and watching #UFC on #fox #
  • The fight went the way I thought it would. #
  • Sitting next to a guy wearing the black and white zebra stripe "Zubaz" #
  • The person wearing zubaz is also wearing a fannie pack and sporting a mullet. #
  • First attempt at capturing a picture wa well played but turned out fuzzy: http://t.co/qixSoCdw #
  • Second attempt I was scolded by the waitress. #
  • http://t.co/DDAVnWZT by popular demand. Sorry the mullet is cut off. #
  • The entire bar is laughing at the same "inside" joke right now. #
  • NDSU cross country team just walked in with Van Halen theme music… It's gonna be one of those nights. #